Why didn’t the bear cross the road? BECAUSE HE HAD BEAR FEET,and that’s dangerous. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Things that people do after High School
Some peope have gotten married and had kids at 20-Dumb Some people are off you know in College..like myself, stumbling through life and trying to travel to as many countries as possible before they go further into debt and all that shit. And Today I found out that Andrew Downs the really nice Schizophrenic kid I had A.P. history with sophmore year killed two old women, stole two cars, and then...
dennisblandford-: Drive in Saturday - David...
I have a new friend, and he is deaf. I have learned a lot of sign language in the past three days along with some Italian… I can’t wait to walk around drunk tonight with zoe’s family and sign “merry christmas” to everyone…they are roasting a whole pig! Man I do love the Arkfelds and the fact that I have way more fun partying with them than people my age. ...
My life: part 607
-I have never failed a class before, and if I fail astronomy I will definitely have deserved it for neglecting lecture so much. And getting an A in everything else. Summer school here I come?..I always do this when I don’t think I am doing well in the class..then I end up with a C like I did with calculus. Fuck…This could be EARTH SHATTERING? (probably not) -Zoe and I stayed up...
joaniepepperoni: Her Space Holiday - Something...
Total score: 10/10 = 100% maybe I should drink scotch every time I take my online quiz? My ability to debate politics in correlation to my alcohol consumption
Me:”I wish I could be a man about more things..” Z: “like...– my brain via my mouth
todo me duele Soy una Idiota. Bebo too much But this idiot is going to make cuban food.
There are no beautiful surfaces without a terrible depth.– Friedrich Nietzsche (via cing-cangkeling11)
I never get enough sleep. This is true.